Is there only TWO things to do in Minnesota?

[acloco]

Whoa, this could be good boys! We could have a discussion comparing the scenic beauty of driving across Nebraska( 1 hill and 40,000 fence posts) to the scenic beauty of driving across Texas(2 hills, 400,000 fence posts, couple of jack rabbits, and a few thousand empty Lone Star bottles in the ditches along the road. Let's saddle up and get on with this great adventure.

HottyShotty - being that I have had a Nebraska driver's license for the past five years, I can, without a doubt, know that you cannot count.

In Nebraska...driving from the western boundary to the eastern boundary, along interstate 80.....there is 17 HILLS in Nebraska. Two of them are natural...the rest are called OVERPASSES by everybody else in the world! LOL!!!!

[Hotshot]

What would I know about hills? I was born in Fargo, ND where the highest point in all of Cass County was the manure pile at the Stock Yards. I never did like skiing there.

[acloco]

What would I know about hills? I was born in Fargo, ND where the highest point in all of Cass County was the manure pile at the Stock Yards. I never did like skiing there.

LOL! I can only guess what you had to use for ski wax????

[Hotshot]

Wax???

We just rubbed our chap sticks on 'em and went skiing!

[acloco]

Wax???

We just rubbed our chap sticks on 'em and went skiing!

(I KNEW better than to comment)

...and did you put the chapstick(s) back in your pocket for later intended use?

[LeeC]

mmmruhfff.....got that dammed Prep H thingy instead of the chapstick.