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Okay, WAY off topic but, too funny not to share.

There was a Midwestern phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two Norwegian guys and a team of two Irish guys.
So the boss met with both teams and said, "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job."
Both teams headed right out. At end of the shift, Pat and Mike O'Shea, the Irish guys, came back, and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve.
Forty-five minutes later, Sven and Ole Olson, the Norwegian guys came back in, and they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"
Ole, the team leader, wiped his brow and sighed, "Sven and me, we got three in."
The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Irish guys put in twelve!"
"Yeah," said Ole, "but you should see how much they left stickin' out of the ground."

HA HA HA Ha!!!!!

Thanks Ramos, I needed that, its been a bad day...

Hang in there friend. Your' weather appears to be pretty "sucky" right now.

i am reminded of one where the pilot says " that is the shortest runway i have ever landed on
" and the copilot says " and the widest one too "

True stories are better than the made up jokes, often... How about my buddy standing on a boat on the Inland Passage, out of Craig Alaska, fishing salmon/bottom fish on a week long boat trip. As serious as can be, looks at the scenery, and then ask's the boat Captain, "What is the elevation here". When the Captain's mouth sort of dropped and he looked at the buddy, the buddy knew what he had just asked and then "That was a dumb questions, right ?". Think he is not catching all sort of jabs... Bill K

LOL!!!

Yup RAMOS, we are enduring snow right now. Oh well, maybe the 'chucks will be more eager once the weather breaks!

Me and the 'ol .204 are ready for 'em!