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Sorry guys I had to post this, these are right on target.
These are great!!!




YOU ARE FROM RURAL WISCONSIN IF....
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> You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
> between the ceremony and the reception.
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> You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
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> You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
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> You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday.
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> You can recognize someone from Chicago by their driving.
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> You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
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> You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.
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> You hear someone use the word 'oof-dah' and you do not immediately break
> into uncontrollable laughter.
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> You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
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> You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at a county fair.
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> You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel
> post in the middle of winter.
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> You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
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> Football, Deer Hunting & Opening Fishing schedules are checked before
> wedding dates are set.
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> Saturday you go to the local bowling alley.
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> There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the
> morning.
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> You have driven your car on a lake.
>
> You can make sense out of the word 'upnort' and 'battree. '
>
> You always believed that vacation meant 'going up North.'
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> At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the Polka and the
> chicken dance.
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> Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
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> The local gas station sells live bait.
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> At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
>
> Your mom asks, 'Were you born in a barn?' and you know exactly what she
> means.
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> You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
>
> Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the ONLY name for soda.
>


>
> Yeseree--I'm from Wisconsin and proud of it!
Hope you enjoyed
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Re: Wisconsin

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LOL...... :D
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Re: Wisconsin

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Describes Minnesota as well.
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Re: Wisconsin

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Cracker.........Hope you enjoyed...........Yep Sure did! Sound like my rural Pa.........Thanks again and it sure put some smiles on my face.
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Re: Wisconsin

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Yust like nordern Illinois. We got into it with you Wisconsoners one time. Then the Wisconsoners started throwing dynamite at us. Of course we had to light it and throw it back.
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Re: Wisconsin

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Easy now Leec
you know how we think of you people from the flat land. we wish you would all stay home and just send your money this way. Just playing with ya
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P.S. do you have a lighter I can borrow.
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Re: Wisconsin

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PM'd ya, eh?
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Re: Wisconsin

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If he had the lighter would he be a "fire cracker"?
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Re: Wisconsin

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Thats a good one, Hotshot
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Re: Wisconsin

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people from wisconsin say oooooooooooh sh------t when they hit a patch of ice in the road.... people from missouri say hold my beer and watch this :D :D :D :D
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savage12fv
I would think theres more ice in wisconsin than missouri, after all we do drive on the lakes.
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Re: Wisconsin

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Cracker, is that with Ice or without.. :P
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Re: Wisconsin

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easy guys its just a joke
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Re: Wisconsin

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First time I went ice fishing I was so darn tired by the time I cut a hole big enough for the boat I couldn't fish. Next time I went with a buddy in Minnesota, we didn't take the boat, but I had to crap my pants to get a warm place to sit.
We drove on the lakes both times, beer might have been involved.
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