Looking for a new way...

[berettabob]

I belong to a group called the OGG's (Old Guys with Guns) that shoot sporting clays and have lunch twice a week. At our last banquet one of the member's spoke to the group and emphasised that the wives should never sell their husband's guns for what the husband said he paid for it. Most of us fib to our wives and after 43 years of marriage I don't really think that I am fooling her.