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This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:56 pm
by JBinMontana
Coffee Warning - I am not responsible if you spray your computer while reading the last paragraph.

THE COYOTE PROBLEM: a true story

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an
alternative to a group of Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.

It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true
methods of shooting or trapping the predators, these two groups were offering a 'more humane' solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and turned loose again. Thus the population would be controlled. No kidding, this was actually proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the U.S.F.S.

The ranchers listened to the presentation and then sat there in a sort of dumfound silence, trying to make sense of the amazing proposal they had just heard.

Finally, an old boy in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, 'Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't (censored word)' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!'

You should have been there to hear the roar of laughter.

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:17 pm
by Song Dog
For one, like that plan would produce. I love how people who born and raised in the city and never been in the hunt come up with these ideas (book educated). Funny thing is they were seriuos :lol:
I would have loved to been there. I would be laughing along with them and say "with all do respect, you guys don't have a clue"

In Christ,

Song Dog

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:14 pm
by Captqc
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :loco: :loco: :yernuts: :yernuts: :morons: :morons: :lol: That about says it all! Gary

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:13 pm
by surfclod
I was told that this was tried on the wolves in the area of Alberta that I hunt in.

Anybody with any sense knows that it is just a silly idea but apparently it was attempted on the Bob's Creek pack but the pack still kept eating livestock (hard to imagine after being sterilized the wolves still ate :chin: )

Last spring they ended up taking out most of the pack via a shooter in a helicopter which was made easier by the fact that several in the pack had radio collars.

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:26 pm
by JBinMontana
Now you guy's got me laughing even more about this..... :lol:

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:23 am
by Clint E
wonder if that meeting will show on you tube i would like to see that.glad the coffee wasnt done yet.

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:46 pm
by Bunnybuster
Castrating them wouldn't work because they wouldn't be sexually active. Vasectomies might work.

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:02 pm
by JBinMontana
Bunnybuster wrote:Castrating them wouldn't work because they wouldn't be sexually active. Vasectomies might work.

Man don't mention the word Vasectomy around the the antis, next thing you know the will want us to shoot blanks too :lol:

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:40 am
by Glen
I've had a vasectomy & I can tell you this. I haven't missed a meal in over 5 years since having it done so I doubt the sheep farmers will care if the coyotes have their nuts cut or not.

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:46 pm
by steve
They were probably from Kalifornia!

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:43 pm
by Melvin Eades
GOOD ONE, Glen !!!

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:00 pm
by Song Dog
Glen wrote:I've had a vasectomy & I can tell you this. I haven't missed a meal in over 5 years since having it done so I doubt the sheep farmers will care if the coyotes have their nuts cut or not.
Thats funny , right there! :lol:

In Christ,

Song Dog

Re: This funny and serious - The Coyote Problem

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:50 am
by bullfrog
:lmao: :lmao: Thanks JB, you just made my day.
Sad thing is I don't doubt its truth at all!