Just thought I'd let you know how wonderful life is in North Dakota.
It’s winter in North Dakota
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love North Dakota
When the snow’s up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
You may think I’m a fool.
I could never leave North Dakota,
Cause I’m frozen to the stool.
